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Saturday, January 3, 2009

How not to be a millionaire (part 2)

CONTINUE.... from part 1

Get a girlfriend. Spare no expense. Buy her the latest in designer and luxury brands. Add regularly to her LV collection if you know what's good for you.

Buy her sexy lingerie. Heck, get her ten. Now, that's an investment that could pay off in spades.

Pay for her manicure, pedicure, hair and beauty treatments. Pay for her occasional slimming sessions. Pay for her occasional tantrums.

G for the essential, relaxing spa weekend. Go for that even more essential, romantic getaway every month or so.

Get a credit card. Max it out, Get heir a credit card. Watch with amazement as she maxes it out even faster.

Have a big birthday bashes. If you beat the 365 to 1 odds and share the same birthday with her, you might save some cash here. Not.

Leave your money in the bank and let inflation dilute your cash, if you actually have any left by now.

Go out and party every weekend. Be generous. Buy every round.

Forget fast food joint and coffee shops, eat at the best restaurant.

Don't waste your money investing in unit trusts, property and business. It'll only dilute your spending power. Because your real financial problems haven't begun yet.


CH3 said hor.... if i can do all this kind of things.... I m already a MILLIONAIRE dy... haha><
if really dun wanna become millionaire... easy only. just go gamble... 80% u ll broke!!! try it... if u really want not become a millionaire. =P

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