How not to be a millionaire (part 1)

How not to be a millionaire (i read it from personal money Jan 2009), i feel very funny, so i try share to u all...hehe


How not to be a millionaire

Buy a sports car.

Subsequently, pay for the installments, road tax, auto insurance, ever increasing fuel, sky-high parking fees, traffic offenses, maintenance fees, new sport rims, spoilers and an over-the top auto sound system.

If that isn't enough, buy a 1000cc motorbike. Just because.

Be extra nice to your parents. Move out. Rent that dream bachelor's pad. Fill it with minimalist designer furniture. Invest in a proper kitchen even if you can't cook.

Buy a really big TV. Don't wimp out anything below 50 inches is microscopic.

Make absolutely certain it's fully HD, Don't forget that very important 7.1 channel THX certified surround sound system.

Spend a bomb to sound-proof your room because the neighbors can't appreciate your 7.1 channel THX certified surround sound system.

Buy PS3. Buy an X-Box 360. Buy a Wii. Buy a PSP. Buy a DS. While you're at it, get an MBA as well.

Feel free to add to your sneaker, tie, comic, movie, t-shirt, toy, book, manga, Transformers and Hello Kitty collection.

Try extra-curricular activities like paintball (CH3 pronounce it as PAINBALL), go-karting, mountain bike trekking, radio controlled cars, planes, helicopters and boats.

Get all your favourite football team mechandise. Home and away strips included. Buy the silly hats, giant fingers and masks.

Go and see them play at least once a year in the UK. Pay black market prices if you cant get the ticket.

Bid on autographed (like that sweaty, never, ever been washed t-shirt thrown into the crowd by the captain after a cup winning final) memorabilia of your heroes. Pay through your nose for exclusive merchandise endorsed by your heroes.

If you're feeling a little overwhelmed by now, this is where it gets hairy.

TO BE CONTINUE....

hand tired lar~~~ after type so much.... wait for part 2 ya... =P